| Playmate of the Month, May 2007 BIRTHPLACE: The Southern Shore of Strong Island, NY (REPRESENT!) BUST: Hell, yes WAIST: Yes HIPS: Unfortunately, yes HEIGHT: Tall in the saddle WEIGHT: Wait for what? AMBITIONS: I want you to want me TURN-ONS: The crock pot TURN-OFFS: Your television VIRTUES: I’m an earthy, unpretentious gal who swears like a sailor VICES: Swears like a sailor WHY I COULD NEVER BE PRESIDENT: Swears like a sailor LIFE PHILOSOPHY: You can’t have everything. Where would you put it? |
| Foxxy White was born with show business in her blood. The illegitimate daughter of a Borscht Belt tapdancer and a burlesque seamstress, Foxxy spent much of her formative years accompanying her mother to the homes of some of New York City's most exotic entertainers. While her mother fitted her clients with feathers, tulle, and sequins, Foxxy was busy taking notes and plotting her escape from the cold water flat on the Lower East Side she shared with her mother, her uncle the monkey-grinder musician, her cousin the kosher butcher, and various other relatives recently arrived from points in southern and eastern Europe. |
| Foxxy White - Superhero Seamstress |
| At the tender age of 15, Foxy left the wilds of Lower Manhattan in search of a better life. Remembering what her mom had taught her, she sewed beautiful garments for the tallest and most demanding drag queens from Miami to Anchorage. Travelling light and under cover of darkness, she migrated from city to city in search of men who loved dresses. When she wasn't busy sewing something fabulous, Foxxy was earning her law degree through correspondence classes. |
| Foxxy White saved Jenny Sizzler one cloudy night. Stumbling home from Reggae Night at the Goodfoot, Jenny nearly fell into the arms of Snidely Whiplash, who'd been hiding behind a headstone in the cemetery. Suddenly a caped and sequined figure swooped out of the sky and dropped her "Black's Law" volume on Snidely's head. Forever indebted to Foxy in this manner, Jenny bestowed her grandpa's beloved fiddle "Little Ethel" upon the buxom seamstress/superhero, and the rest is history! |
